• James Hewlett

A Little Tipsy


It’s been a bit of a week this week so when I was invited round to Mitchell and Emma's to hang out, shoot the shit and get drunk I thought fuck it why not.

It was a really fun evening but there were a couple of things that happened that are worth writing about.

So while being very excited about the fact that her phone was playing Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann, Emma managed to drop her phone on her balcony at the perfect angle for it to fall through the crack and land on the balcony of her neighbours below.

The only problem there is they’re not in this weekend. So that sucks.

The other thing that happened was that while I was peering down through the balcony crack I managed to lean on my Apple Watch in just the right way for it to trigger and emergency sos call. I apologised to the person on the other end before hanging up and thinking nothing more of it other than it was a waste of their time.

No, apparently when one of those goes out my watch also sends out an alert to the people I have listed as emergency contacts in the Health app built into every iPhone. So my brother being my brother overly reacted and panicked and starts trying to get hold of me but by this time my drunk ass is fast asleep and unaware of all of it until this morning when I’ve got messages and missed calls from what feels like half my damn phone book. So I had to send variations of the same message to everyone. Massive miss understanding but nice that they all care I guess.

#drinking #friends #nightlife #social #family #worries #mistake #music #accident

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