©2017 by James Hewlett.

  • James Hewlett

No Sleep


I fell asleep pretty quick last night, I was worn out and went to bed at about half eight. At about half nine I got up as I needed to pee and cough up some crap but it was still early so I wasn’t too bothered. The fact that I then couldn’t fall back to sleep, like, at all, for the rest of the night annoyed me though. I was up and down coughing up phlegm ranging in size of a 5p piece to a dinner plate without any sort of consistency and tearing my throat to literal shreds in the process. I think I had about a forty five minute stretch somewhere between three and four am that I was able to, not sleep, but not be fully conscious, but other that that it was pretty solid all night. Great fun. Loved it. 10/10.